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What's going on with Meta, random thoughts, PMS induced rants, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

Thursday, February 05, 2004

Baby I loooooooooove you you know I neeeeeeed you...

Baby I loooooooooove you you know I neeeeeeed you...

That song is the JAM. I'm lost in the matrix designing a website, bumping of all folks JLo. I'm not the hugest JLo fan, not hating, I just get sick of seeing her sometimes. And I don't think she sings all that great. But DAMN chica is good at what she does. She got the hottest producer around to create a fucking masterpeice.

R. Kelly (affectionately known to me as R. Smelly for his penchant for ahem*"water sports") is a sick genius. I went to school with this man long long ago at Kenwood Academy on Chicago's South Side. He was much older than me, I was a nerd in a "doogie howser" type of magnet program for smart little fuckers. He was nondescript in appearance. He was not the fine ass motherfucker he is today. But he could SANG. Who knew he liked to pee on little girls? (I'm glad I didn't!) He is definitely one of the most talented men of our time. His beats and hooks are the sickness. Every song fast or slow makes you want to get up and dance. Or lay down and you know what. The lyrics to the song aren't prolific or anything, but the song is just hittin!I don't think that people everywhere else are blessed to hear all the R. Kelly bangers we hear in the Chi, because I swear he's got 2 songs out a month that aren't on an album. It's ridiculous.

I guess he has to crank them out because I'm afraid he's gonna do a bid. I think it may be a little harsh. He needs some kinda rehab because it ain't cool to fuck with little girls. But what is jail gonna accomplish? Will the victims(alleged) feel better? I doubt it. He'll be glorified as a street soldier if he does time. His sales will soar. He will continue to bank and the settlement received if it goes there will seem like bullshit. I think maybe some kind of deal might end up getting made. Can you imagine Kellz in jail? His fine ass would be somewhere getting his hair braided by another nigga. Ewwwwwwwww. But he'd be cut like hell when he got out like Pac was.

Ahhhhh what if Michael Jackson goes to jail and comes out all hardcore and thugged out! Can you imagine? MJ with tats, muscles, and cornrows! Ooh, and a deep voice! I gotta get out of the house, I'm bugging the fuck out in here. But it is so cold outside!