What's really hood?
Today's post is dedicated to the hood. Feel free to let me know what you think is really hood. But in the meantime, here's what I've got to say.
1.The Chicago Police stopping my pastor Reverend Senator James Meeks, of the greatest church in the world Salem Baptist Church of Chicago, on his way home from Bible study last Wednesday. Then they drew down on him and told him to get in the fuckin car. When he identified himself as a State Senator the cop said I know who you fucking are, get back in the fucking car! What's really hood is that this happens every day and nothing gets done about it. People don't even want to admit that there is such a thing as racial profiling! Guess they messed with the wrong brother. He's got God, the Mayor, the Senate, and about 30,000 people from the Wild Wild Hundreds and various other hoods in Chicago on his side. Keep your head up Gospel Gangsta!
2.Lil Kim going to jail. Will she make it? Will she catch the beatdown from Big Bertha and her crew? Will her next album be wack? Is she going to be playing her prison bitches like suckas to keep her commisary tight? And who's gonna do her weave? That's hood (and stupid) that you going to jail for some n*ggas who don't love you. Kimberly Jones, the streets don't love nobody. You were caught up in the hype. Now get un-caught up girl. Jail is not the place for princesses.
3. Heat. I know it's hot than a MF. People are wearing shit they have no business rocking. It's disgusting. And can you all just tell a friend, enemy or whatever that soap and water should be used BEFORE deodorant! I keep getting whiffs of underarm as I walk through the streets of the Chi and it's enough to make you pass out!
4. JK Rowling. She's richer than the queen of England now. All from Harry Potter. She was a welfare mom and now she just sold like 8.9 million copies the first 24 hours. GANGSTA!
Alright, I'm going to get back to work now. Your turn. What's really hood?
1.The Chicago Police stopping my pastor Reverend Senator James Meeks, of the greatest church in the world Salem Baptist Church of Chicago, on his way home from Bible study last Wednesday. Then they drew down on him and told him to get in the fuckin car. When he identified himself as a State Senator the cop said I know who you fucking are, get back in the fucking car! What's really hood is that this happens every day and nothing gets done about it. People don't even want to admit that there is such a thing as racial profiling! Guess they messed with the wrong brother. He's got God, the Mayor, the Senate, and about 30,000 people from the Wild Wild Hundreds and various other hoods in Chicago on his side. Keep your head up Gospel Gangsta!
2.Lil Kim going to jail. Will she make it? Will she catch the beatdown from Big Bertha and her crew? Will her next album be wack? Is she going to be playing her prison bitches like suckas to keep her commisary tight? And who's gonna do her weave? That's hood (and stupid) that you going to jail for some n*ggas who don't love you. Kimberly Jones, the streets don't love nobody. You were caught up in the hype. Now get un-caught up girl. Jail is not the place for princesses.
3. Heat. I know it's hot than a MF. People are wearing shit they have no business rocking. It's disgusting. And can you all just tell a friend, enemy or whatever that soap and water should be used BEFORE deodorant! I keep getting whiffs of underarm as I walk through the streets of the Chi and it's enough to make you pass out!
4. JK Rowling. She's richer than the queen of England now. All from Harry Potter. She was a welfare mom and now she just sold like 8.9 million copies the first 24 hours. GANGSTA!
Alright, I'm going to get back to work now. Your turn. What's really hood?
posted by Meta Smith @ 2:38 PM
1 Comments:
At 6:10 AM,
Anonymous said…
u prolly disagree wit me, but id say eminem retirin. he certainly makin better beats deez days than rhymes. he shoulda stopped after da eminem show lp. datz hood!
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