The Boondocks

I am so pumped. The Boondocks is coming to video July 26. I gotta cop that! I love that show. It's too funny. I never let Jordan watch it, but one night I was catching the super late episode, and thought he was in bed. I peeked in his room during a commercial and he wasn't there. I tore the house up looking for him; it was like 3 am. I looking in closets, on the porch, in the basement. This little boy was under my bed watching the Boondocks! The giggle gave it away.

My favorite episodes have to be
1. The Tale of Gangstalicious
2. The Trial of R. Kelly
3. The Itis
4. Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner

Aaron McGruder is good for some funny ass lines! Some of my favorites are...

Granddad: ...and all I ask y'all to do is act like you got some class!
Riley: [to Huey] Hey...what's "class"?
Huey: It means, "don't act like niggas."
Granddad: Now, now, see? That's what I'm talkin' about right there! We don't use the "n-word" in this house!
Huey: Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday. I counted!
Granddad: Nigga, hush!

"Tom, did you delete all my MP3s?"
"HeyHeyHey! I'm not going to get anally raped, just so you can listen to Usher."

"You takin her to red lobster wit the chedda biscuits. The fam ain't eatin chedda biscuits, but dis random broad is eatin chedda biscuits"

DuBois: Hey boys! Walks up to them. I can't help but noticing your sign and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me having to prosecute Mr. Kelly.
Huey: Hey man, you do what you gotta do--
Riley (cutting off Huey): Why R. Kelly, huh?! What did R. Kelly do to you?
DuBois: He's accused of relieving himself on an underage girl on tape, which is against the law.
Riley: Okay, okay, okay. But let's examine this whole peeing thing. So I can pee in a toilet, and it's okay, but if I pee on a person, it's like, not okay?
DuBois: Well... umm, yeah.
Riley: Well, what if I'm peeing, and Huey's in the bathroom, and I accidentally pee on Huey? Should I go to jail?
Huey: What the hell would I be doing in the bathroom when you're in the bathroom?
Riley: Hold up, hold up. Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed when we was littler? From time to time I'd have a little "accident".
Huey: You still do.
Riley: Shut up! So, Mr. DuBois, Mr. I-wanna-lock-niggas-up-for-peein, what's the statute of limitations on bedwetting? Why not prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh?
DuBois: Now Riley, no one's going to prosecute you for bedwetting.
Riley: And you shouldn't. It's a natural bodily function, and now every nigga in the world gonna be scared to pee. I may never pee again!
DuBois: Riley, it was a little girl.
Riley: Oh, I seen that girl. She ain't little. I'm little.
DuBois: Yes.
Riley: Gary Coleman's little.
BuBois: Yeah.
Riley: Mini-me's little.
DuBois: Very.
Riley: And to the best of my knowledge, we ALL managed to avoid gettin peed on so far.
DuBois: But what about the victim?!
Riley: Oh yes, the victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation?
DuBois: I don't think that--
Riley: I see piss coming I move.
D Bois: Hmmm.
Riley: She saw piss coming she stayed.
Du Bois: Yeah she did but--
Riley: And why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that?!
Riley walks off.
Huey (looking at DuBois): Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old.
Riley (yelling from off-screen): Aaaaand, if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on your cat!

"What if they have kids? We'll have a brother or sister that's half ho!"

And my alltime favorite...
"Deez niggas is gay. Oh my God! Deez niggas is still kissin!"

What trips me out the most though is that Regina King who does the voices for Huey and Riley does the voice over for Always pads. It makes me feel weird when the commercial comes on. Riley and Huey slanging feminine protection...that ain't right!