Mr. Marcus & Karinne

Well I just read while surfing the web today that Karinne's sex tape with Mr. Marcus came out this week. I actually saw this a while ago. I laughed the whole time because her acting wasn't really all that bad. At least as far as porn goes. She destroyed Marcus in more ways than one. He asks her name and she says "Honey motherf*cker. Honey." He asks if her name is "Honey Motherf*cker" and she says "No motherf*cker. Just Honey." For some reason (aside from my insanity) I found those lines hilarious. I was screaming at my fiance "Honey Motherf*cker, Honey!" for a week.

The crazy thing is, Mr. Marcus used to be my dream f*ck. I wanted to do him something terrible. I even showed my mom who he was like, isn't he sexy? I just loved that he always did it with a hat on. Until I saw the tape. Now he's tainted. No longer my dream f*ck, but still by far my favorite porn star. (Why are ALL the other black guys in porn so UGLY?) Me & Mr. Marcus are actually cool lil internet friends although I got ghost for a sec finishing my book and didn't contact him when I was supposed to. (Marcus if you're reading I swear I'm going to call you about our project, I didn't forget but I am so busy so I'll pass on any knowledge and connects I can. I promise).

I feel bad for Karrine because she's trying to make a new life. But not that bad because it was her choice and she signed a release. Unless she was high when she signed it and can prove it, she's out of luck as far as stopping the tape. She says she wants her cut and will donate it to charity. I hope it's the Naim Steffans College Fund. She should educate her son with that money if she wants to put it to good use. Or get a degree for herself. Fame in the entertainment industry is fickle and she isn't liked by so many people. She should invest that dough for a rainy day, because despite what Toni Tony Tone says it does rain like hell in Southern California.

Vivid Video better be careful because she trademarked her name (Superhead) too and they used it she says they used an unauthorized photo. Whatever the case I wish her luck AND I wish Marcus luck. Yeah, I'm Switzerland on this one. Neutral as hell. I just hope none of my "personal tapes" surface. I mean, if I had one I wouldn't want it to come out. I'm not saying I have one. Oh let me just quit while I'm ahead.